Five specialists and a front desk. About seventy jobs.
You say what you want done. They do the searching, the checking, the writing and the building, and hand you back the finished thing. All of it inside one Telegram chat.
“Write something about keeping sourdough alive.”
Draft ready in your WordPress in 25 minutes. Five sources checked, two weak claims cut.
Not a writer. A whole newsroom.
Your blog has four posts not because writing is hard, but because choosing the subject, checking it and coming back to it are three more jobs. Ugo does all of them, every single week, without being asked.
- Hunts the subjectReads what your market asks on Reddit, maps every keyword your competitors rank for, and measures the real search volume and difficulty instead of guessing.
- Kills what is not worth writingAn editor who says no. Most of what you were about to write should not exist: Ugo only greenlights the pieces that can rank and sell.
- Gathers the proof firstOpens the original studies, rules and data and copies the exact words before a single line is written.
- Checks it twiceOnce on the claims, once on the finished piece. A number without a primary source comes out. Nothing reaches you that he could not defend.
- Writes it and lays it out for searchTitle, headings, internal links, image descriptions, structured data, the first hundred characters. Built for people to read and for Google to rank.
- Puts it in your WordPressFormatted, with images and category, as a draft. You read it and press the button.
- Keeps the calendar fullPlans the editorial calendar and keeps it running: three articles a week, arriving on their own.
- Comes back months laterSpots the old pieces losing ground, rewrites them and keeps the same address, so the traffic climbs back.
- Article drafts in WordPress
- Three articles a week
- Keyword map
- Editorial calendar
- Old posts brought back to life
“Ads for my course, the usual angle.”
Not that angle: four competitors have run it for months. Here is the one nobody owns, with 6 ads ready.
Everything between having something to sell and people buying it.
Otto is the one with fifty jobs. Not fifty features: fifty pieces of work a whole marketing department does, in the order it does them, at the speed of a chat.
- Spies on the competitionThe ads they pay for and how long each has been running, which is the only honest sign one works. Their offers, their prices, their funnels, and the traffic their site really gets.
- Listens to your buyersPulls hundreds of real comments from reviews, Reddit, TikTok and Instagram, and turns them into the exact words your buyers use.
- Reads how tired the market isThen picks: a new angle, or the one everybody uses pushed further than anyone has. Get this wrong and the campaign dies, whatever you write.
- Builds the offer, then attacks itWhat is in it, the guarantee, the bonus, what the price is measured against. Then attacks it like your toughest buyer would, before you spend a penny on traffic.
- Plans the funnelWhich page, ad and email carries which belief, and in what order people need to believe them. Most funnels leak because nobody decided this.
- Writes the lotAds, landing pages, email sequences, sales letters, video scripts, creator briefs. Then tests the copy against a panel of sceptical buyers and rewrites every line that does not survive.
- Makes the assets existAd images, product shots, the landing page built and online. Not just described.
- Writes the product itselfIf you sell knowledge: the ebook, the guide or the course, written from start to finish, bonuses included.
- Reads what came backReal campaign numbers and real recordings of people on your page. Out comes one move: scale it, fix it, or stop it.
- Competitor report
- Your buyers' words
- The offer
- Ad sets
- Ad images
- Landing page
- Sales letter
- Email sequence
- Video scripts
- Ebook or guide
- Campaign verdict
“A page for the launch, 10:42.”
11:16. It is live, on your domain, fast on every phone. Here is the address.
Fast sites, online the same morning. No bill at the end of the month.
Every site you have owned came with hosting that charged you whether anyone visited or not, and a plugin that broke something at three in the morning. Bruno's do neither, and they open before your visitor has time to wait.
- Finds the nameChecks what is genuinely free, not what looks free, and hunts for a brandable one when yours is taken.
- Builds and publishesPages, structure, forms, the lot, with no plugins, nothing to keep updated and nothing to break into.
- Connects the domainPoints it, adds the subdomains, gets the certificate. Nothing left half done.
- Shows you before it goes liveEvery change gets its own preview address first. You look, you say go.
- Ships changes in a minuteAnd any of them can be undone, because every change is recorded.
- Makes it fast and findableBuilt to load in a blink on any phone, with the sitemap and the search basics in place from day one.
- Sends no hosting billNot a cheap one. None. You are reading a site he built.
- A live website
- Landing pages
- Your domain connected
- A preview for every change
- Ready for Google from day one
“Write to bakeries in Leeds about my flour.”
48 sent, each with a reason. 7 replies, 3 interested, follow-ups already out. 1 asked to stop: removed.
Mail is not writing. It is bookkeeping, and she never loses count.
Cold outreach does not die because the words were wrong. It dies at name forty, when nobody remembers who was written to, who answered, and who asked to be left alone. That part is hers, from the first name to the last reply.
- Finds who to write toThe people who actually have the problem you solve, one name and one address at a time. Not a list somebody sold twice.
- Says something true in the first lineEvery mail quotes something genuinely on their page, checked the day it goes out. No quote, no send.
- Attaches what sellsThe price list, the catalogue, the case study, on the mails where it makes the difference.
- Writes it down before it leavesThe record first, the send second. That is why nobody gets the same mail twice.
- Fills in the form when there is no addressPlenty of businesses publish no email. She opens the contact form on their site and fills it in like a person would.
- Follows up on her ownA short second mail to whoever did not answer, at the right distance, stopped the moment they reply.
- Reads what comes backAnd matches each reply to the right person, even from a colleague's address that mentions nothing you recognise.
- Takes people out for goodOne “stop writing to me” and that address is gone from every campaign on that mailbox.
- A list of people, each with a reason
- Mails sent and logged
- Follow-ups sent
- Replies sorted
- A do-not-contact list that holds
“No idea what to post this month.”
Your 30-day plan is live: 12 carousels, 8 Reels, all scheduled. 47 comments answered this week.
A whole content studio. The posts were never the hard part.
The afternoon with the product photos and the captions was never about design. It was about deciding what this week's post says, and next week's, and the one after. Gina runs the whole calendar and hands you back every piece finished.
- Studies what works in your nichePulls the posts and videos your competitors put out, and sees which ones really got watched, saved and shared.
- Steals formats from other marketsFinds the video formats already exploding in other countries and languages, and adapts them to you before anyone in your market does.
- Plans your monthA content calendar with every post decided in advance: the topic, the format, the platform, the day.
- Finds what to sayA number from your sales, a question customers keep asking, a line from a review. Never a filler post.
- Makes the carousels and quote cardsWritten onto the slides so every word fits, not cropped by a template. For Instagram, LinkedIn and ads.
- Writes the hooks, captions and hashtagsThe opening line that stops the scroll, the caption under it, the tags that get it found.
- Makes the videosCuts your raw clips into a Reel with captions and music, produces AI videos when you have no footage, and writes the script when a creator speaks to camera.
- Tests for free before you payA batch of short videos for TikTok and Reels, built to hold attention. The ones that hold people are the ones worth putting money behind.
- Publishes and schedulesPosts to your profiles at the right hour for your audience, every day of the calendar, without you opening the app.
- Answers your communityReplies to comments and messages in your voice, so nobody who asks a question is left waiting.
- Reports what workedA weekly read of reach, saves and new followers, with the one thing to do more of next week.
- Turns winners into adsReads which posts performed and hands the best ones over to become paid campaigns, with the hooks that already proved themselves.
- Monthly content calendar
- Carousels
- Quote cards
- Captions and hashtags
- Finished Reels
- AI videos
- Creator scripts
- Formats from abroad
- Posts published on schedule
- Comments answered
- Weekly report
- Winners ready for ads
“I want to write a book of vegan recipes.”
Otto has it, with everything you told me. You will not repeat a word.
You do not need to know who to ask.
Five specialists is four more chances to start in the wrong room. Ada is the front desk: you say what you want in your own words, and within seconds it is in the right hands.
- Understands what you meanNot the words you used. “A book of recipes” and “an ebook” end up in the same place.
- Sends you straight throughIf you already know what you want, you are with the specialist in one message.
- Helps when you are not sureEasy questions, one at a time, with examples. Never a form.
- Hands over the whole conversationThe specialist starts where you left off. You never repeat a word.
- Remembers your goalsWhat you told her last time is still there next time, and every specialist knows it.
- Answers any hourSunday night, early morning, the middle of a launch. The front desk never closes.
- Keeps every job with the best handsShe sends the work to the one who does it best, so nothing lands with a generalist.
All five, and Ada. Not one each.
Fourteen days to change your mind. You ask in the same chat.